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Heap big snow kemo sabe

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Rodger the Real King of France 12/19/2009 10:53:00 AM 22 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

22 comments:

Anonymous said...: So I guess no barbecue tonight.

c.nimbusi; 12/19/09, 11:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Damn global warming!
Tim; 12/19/09, 11:31 AM
B....... said...: Poor lit'l birdcicles.........; 12/19/09, 12:03 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: We have a heated water dish and it looks like K-Mart on Christmas Eve around it. Has to be 200 birds visible. I think I saw on "I survived" the explanation that eating snow will send you into hypothermia. Must be birds too?; 12/19/09, 1:17 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: Tim - *PING!*
You beat me to it, buddy ;); 12/19/09, 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Would you believe I'm jealous? It's in the eighties here and I'm having a hard time getting in the Spirit this year. -embycil; 12/19/09, 2:05 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Y did god give u jack daniels?

that's right.; 12/19/09, 2:55 PM
Surgeon Admiral Murphy(AZ) said...: Ain't nothing in the paper worth reading. If you're hungry, eat the birds. The snow will melt sometime between Spring and Summer. Pour yourself another Bushmill's and snuggle-up with the soft-warm personnel of your choice. Doctor's orders!; 12/19/09, 2:57 PM
Wabano said...: Hypothermia?

Nothing wrong eating snow as long as it is not yellow...

Sez Zappa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVvgo1wxh4

Watch out where the huskies go, and...etc...; 12/19/09, 5:06 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: Wabano - ...and wake up early tomorrow for some of St. Alfonzo's yummy pancakes!; 12/19/09, 6:10 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00VW47-wwYg; 12/19/09, 6:15 PM
Wabano said...: Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Under my boots 'n around my toe
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frost had bit the ground below
(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
Was a hundred degrees below zero
(Booh!)
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )
With a tear in her eye:
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

http://imgur.com/7DtmV.gif; 12/19/09, 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Zappa fans! KULE! Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown.
Tim; 12/19/09, 9:45 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: Wabano - (continuation)
...Well right about that time, people,
A fur trapper
Who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly Commershil)
Had the unmitigated
audacity to jump up from
behind my igyaloo
(Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)
And he started in to
whippin' on my fav'rite
baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .
I said:
With a lead
LEAD
Filled
LEAD-FILLED
A lead-filled snow shoe
SNOW SHOE
He said Peak-a-boo
PEEK-A-BOO
With a lead
LEAD
Filled
LEAD-FILLED
With a lead-filled snow shoe
SNOW SHOE
He said Peak-a-boo.
PEEK-A-BOO
He went right up side
the head of my favourite
baby seal
He went WHAP!
With a lead-filled snow shoe
An' he hit him on the
nose 'n he hit him on fin
'n he . . .
That got me just about as evil
As an Eskimo boy can be .
. . so I bent down 'n I
reached down 'n I scooped
down
An' I gathered up a
generous mitten full of
the deadly . . .
YELLOW SNOW
The deadly Yellow Snow
from right there where the
huskies go
Whereupon I proceeded to
take that mitten full
Of the deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
And rub it all into his
beady little eyes
With a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the
people in this area,
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/VIC ]
But destined to take the
place of THE MUD SHARK
In your mythology
Here it goes now . . .
THE CIRCULAR MOTION . .
. (rub it) . . .
(Here Fido . . . Here Fido)
And then, in a fit of anger, I . . .
I pounced
And I pounced again
GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
I jumped up 'n down the
chest of the . . .
I injured the fur trapper
Well, he was very upset, as
you can understand
And rightly so
Because
The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
Had deprived him of his sight
And he stood up
And he looked around
And he said:
I CAN'T SEE
(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO
DO . . . YEAH!)
I CAN'T SEE
(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO
DO . . . YEAH!)
OH WOE IS ME
(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO
DO . . . YEAH!)
I CAN'T SEE
(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO
DO . . . WELL!)
NO NO
I CAN'T SEE
NO . . . I . . .
He took a dog-doo sno-cone
An' stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo sno-cone
An' stuffed it in my other eye
An' the huskie wee-wee,
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
An' I can't see
Temporarily
Well the fur trapper
Stood there
With his arms outstretched
Across the frozen white wasteland
Trying to figure out what he's gonna do
About his deflicted eyes
And it was at that precise
moment that he remembered
An ancient Eskimo legend
Wherein it is written
On whatever it is that they
write it on up there
That if anything bad ever
happens to your eyes
As a result of some sort of conflict
With anyone named Nanook
The only way you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudgin' across
the tundra . . .
Mile after mile
Trudgin' across the tundra . . .
Right down to the parish of
Saint Alfonzo . . .

Hey Wabano, how many FZ albums you got? Favorite?
We may be getting off top here. How many Freaks are we dealing with here?; 12/19/09, 11:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Not that many, just the two of you. If it's love, you can get married in New Hampshire.

Casca; 12/20/09, 12:37 AM
Wabano said...: Here's Frank-Rank Zappa-Xerox...
(By Liberatore!)
http://imgur.com/JUI5m.jpg; 12/20/09, 12:58 AM
Wabano said...: What?

You dont know Rank Xerox?

http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~papierbd/Book/RANX%201%20sample%20page.jpg; 12/20/09, 1:03 AM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...: FWIW, between albums (official and not) plus bootlegs, I have over 100 FZ albums. I had a list somewhere, I just can't find it right now. I have all his official releases except a couple of "Masters" box collections. Read "The Real FZ" also... a few times. Serious Libertarian and free market capitalist.

Here's the FZ stuff I posted on my site...
http://www.mofizixgr4fix.com/index.php?s=zappa; 12/20/09, 1:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Joes Garage Act I. The best.
Tim; 12/20/09, 11:46 AM
Anonymous said...: O.K. So I hit your link and there it is. Zappa is more than Joes Garage. I know that. But it's still my favorite.
Tim; 12/20/09, 11:56 AM
Alear said...: Dynamo Humm. The song that turned many a young Clevelander on to the immortal Zappa.

Kiss my aura...Dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, Fauna?
Ywanna?; 12/20/09, 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...: raisin' em up
waxin em down

zircon-encrusted tweezers...

e~C; 12/20/09, 1:00 PM

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