Tuesday, December 08, 2009

More lies please?

Why they fell for the global warming hoax

1. The pseudo-intellectuals fell for it because none of them ever cracked a science book.
2. The policy wonks fell for it because it gave the government more control.
3. The bleeding hearts fell for it because they always want to save the Earth.
4. The communists fell for it because it portrayed capitalists as destroying the Earth to make money.
5. The capitalists fell for it because they saw a new way to make money.
6. The Hollywood crowd fell for it because it made their pampered lives seem to have a meaning and purpose.
7. The newspapers fell for it because it was new.
8. The teachers fell for it because it was a new thing to teach the children to teach their parents.
9. The children fell for it because they wanted to show how well they are doing in school.
10. The parents fell for it because they wanted their children were doing so well in school and they wanted to be supportive.
11. The utility companies fell or it because they can raise rates.
12. The Nobel Peace Prize committee fell for it because Al Gore should have won in 2000.
13. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences fell for it because Al Gore should have won in 2000.
14. The National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences (Grammys) fell for it because Al Gore should have won in 2000.
15. The 30,000 scientists fell for it because while it was not in their field of study, they wanted to be supportive of science.

The only people who didn’t fall for it were we mouth-breathing, Bible-thumping, beer-guzzling, cousin-humping, baby-bumping, overfed, inbred, illiterate, gun-clinging, buck-toothed, trailer-park-living, truck-driving, ATV riding, Wal-mart shopping, knuckle-dragging, military-supporting, ain’t-recycling, patriotic, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, racist hillbillies with cooties. [Don Surber]
 
Alear

10 comments:

SFAOV Sgsaur said...

I want it stated, for the record, that I have NEVER humped my cousin, don't have cooties, and that I haven't lived in a trailer park since 1995. My family tree forks, and I live in the delta, so I can't be a hillbilly. I'm not afraid of gays or folks who don't look like me, so I have none of the left's favorite "phobias". As for the rest, including never falling for Glueball Wormering, I'm Guilty As Charged!

Anonymous said...

Just like the "Pressies" did by only writing about the sexcapades of a predator and former White House occupier who LIED UNDER OATH, the issue isn't global warming, per se, but Human-Caused Global Warming or Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) as the pahsoodoh intellectuals like to call it. Global warming and cooling have been occuring for epochs and the twiddleheads know that. But if they admit the cause is greater than all of us, the effect will be that they aren't going to be able to rule the world. Shoot 'em all and let God sort out the pieces. -- Skyhawker, Doug

Anonymous said...

Wellll, I don't have buck teeth, but can I join y'all anyhow?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

JMcD said...

Yeah me too!...None of that stuff applies to me neither!...Well except..There was those cooties..just that one time...I was 10 years old, hanging around with that little neighbor girl...anyway......dang.

Merrily said...

I'm stealing this!

JMcD said...

Copenhagen

Lying grinches,
Slutty wenches,
Gore’s whores,
Boars & bores.
Whether-men,
False again,
Hiding facts?
Give em the ax.

Enjoy the snow.

Anonymous said...

You can't blame them for trying, especially after their bullshirt science worked so well on second hand cigarette smoke.
GrinfilledCelt

OregonGuy said...

The lawsuit you never heard of before.

"In this case, the scientist fought back and won an unconditional surrender that revealed the complete corruption of Gore and at least one prominent Harvard climate researcher."

http://robkremer.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-media-cover-up.html
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Rodger the Real King of France said...

You have the spotlight above Oregon.

David said...

DAMNIT! I DO NOT HAVE COOTIES! Regardless of what my slutty cousin Rachel said in grade school.

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