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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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March. Definitely March.
I might be able to come up with a winner, but could never use "definitely." Swimming pool got daughter pregnant?
IMHO, the winner would be the yet unknown judge who screwed up his courage and fined the crap out of the lawyer representing any one of these plaintiffs.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Maybe it's best that automatic weapons are tightly controlled.
Steve
Shakespear had it right.
G
Hand me down my walkin' cane
D7 G
Hand me down my walkin' cane
C
Hand me down my walkin' cane,
G
I'm gonna catch the midnight train,
D7 G
Cause all my sins are taken away.
Oh, hand me down my bottle of corn,
('ll get drunk as sure's you're born.
Oh, I got drunk and I landed in jail,
And there wasn't no one to go my bail.
Come on, Mom, won't you go my bail,
And get me out of this Goddamn jail?
The meat is tough, and the beans are bad,
Oh, my God, I can't eat that.
If I had listened to what )you said,
I'd be at home in my feather bed.
If I should die in Tennessee,
Just send my bones home C.O.D.
But if I die in New York State,
Just ship my body back by freight.
The devil chased me 'round a stump,
I thought he'd catch me at e\ery jump.
Oh, hell is deep, and hell is wide,
Ain't got no bottom, ain't got no side.
Now some folks say, it ain't no fun,
When a song like this goes on and on.
Yes, on and on and on and on,
On and on and on and on.