Sunday, January 31, 2010

Make sure you use safety glasses

 
Boned JelloWhoops
 I guess we've all been there?


Boned Jello

LEXINGTON PARK, Md.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and ... 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shoulda known better than to use a rip saw blade...
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
WV = ingeodia; yup, sure did

Anonymous said...

My first thought. Was it a sailor. (Confession. I was stationed at Pax River in 1975.) Second thought. Was it a SMIB. (See last). Third thought. Was it an episiotomy?
Tim

Chris in NC said...

Tim "the tool man" Taylor gets more power for his wife's dildo!

Anonymous said...

S M I B = Southern Maryland In Bred ! Thats how we roll : ) smibsid

Anonymous said...

Captain Obvious is on the premises.

Anonymous said...

One thing's for sure. She's not going to be yelling, "HARDER" anymore.

Casca

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

"Hey Doc, here's a Ben Franklin for ya, do me a favor and put a couple extra stitches in there... if you know I mean. *wink*wink*"

Jim - PRS said...

Can a stick of dynamite be far behind?

DougM said...

Yes, officer, I sawzall the hole thing.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Free beer Doug

JeremyR said...

Next time that thing comes into the bedroom it will be a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

pdwalker said...

No, strangely enough I've never been there. Wait, am I missing something?

Anonymous said...

Almost a Milwaukee Sawzall Massacre....

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