Meat

Hang 'Em Low

You've seen the news - BIG SIS WANTS TO SEE UNDER YOUR CLOTHES And you've heard the whining - Women Fear Being Ogled!  Ogle what!?!  This? Okay, the scan evidently shows nipples.  Big whoop.  They look like this  . . Scanner violates Child Porn Laws! Give me a freaking break. The REAL VICTIMS No, the real victims here are men.  You know what I mean.  How the hell are you going to flirt with the airport security babe if ... you know?  Your INTERNET knob means nothing here.   I foresee real tragedy.  Anxiety.  Fear of Flying.  Suicide! Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'... As soon as I recognized the problem, however, I recognized the opportunity.  I contacted RAK at Simply Rugged Leather, and we solutioned it.  The HANG 'EM LOW Dignity Belt System®. The picture explains everything.  What could be easier? The belt is handcrafted by Rob, and is suitable for the well dressed gentleman.  The elastic "muscle" will hold up to 10 pounds, keeping your meat at just the right level.  And when you get home, you can eat it! You're welcome.  Order now.