Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons
to go to work naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical
1/13/2010 10:54:00 AM 10 Comments

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Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...

Damn.. no rollover

1/13/10, 11:12 AM
Spunky Texan said...

LOL, my first thought too

1/13/10, 11:45 AM
cmblake6 said...

Me three. In a nice warm office, okay. My job? Not so much.

1/13/10, 11:51 AM
Anonymous said...

Must.

Have.

Roll-over.

Or source.

1/13/10, 1:59 PM
B....... said...

Of all the porn, in all the pages, in all the interwebs - you just must have this one? Cactus Mark, you are a true collector.....

1/13/10, 2:17 PM
Kristophr said...

Find it yourself.

Google images, moderation off, "German Naturism".

Plenty of pics of Germans offending locals by hiking naked.

1/13/10, 2:46 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Which goes to the theory that, that which leaves something to the imagination is the more alluring. I think one of the best examples wad yesterday's In Passing rollover of the golferette. Pure art.

1/13/10, 5:36 PM
Anonymous said...

They don't appreciate art. They just want cheap thrills.

1/13/10, 6:04 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

What's NSFW about this???

1/14/10, 8:56 AM
Anonymous said...

What about the metro-sexual guy who
a) Can't figure out what cool guy face to use in such a situation
b) Realizes that this is a sure sign he won't get laid. Again.

1/14/10, 9:56 AM

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