Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Get your hands off that seal, dammit.

 Earthquake? Chicago?

Boned Jello

Okay, somebody out there's the Anti-Christ.  Step forward, you pussy.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yup Chicago...God's got some smiting to do..starting with Chicago...wasnt that Teh One's old stomping grounds?

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Global warming.

Anonymous said...

Oprah fell down the stairs.

Anonymous said...

Damned it, Josh. You stole my thunder.

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

I'm just wondering when NYC and the Hudson Valley is going to get hit. We live on a HUGE fault line that has been inactive for a loooooooooong time. Damned that global warming!

cmblake6 said...

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Please God, 9.0!

An ignorant dickweed said...

Oh, I always wondered what happened to Michael Keaton.

JMcD said...

First printed 7-15-2008
Revised 2-10-2010

"And Lo... I looked, and beheld a fifth rider upon a pale bay horse and his name, that sat on him, was Change, and the weapon of cohort of Misery accompanied him. And power was given unto them over the tenth part of the earth, to tax with fiat, to take ownership over the chariot makers and the people's treasury and the granary and to make to suffer with hunger, and with false judgements and false witness of weather and tides and with government of the low and evil."I will cause change", was heard."Thou wilt pay, for I have not been met by the tariff or class struggle that I did not love unto all eternity."...and on he rode, leaving fire and wailing, moaning and regrets,earthquakes and blizzards, in his wake.

Anonymous said...

JMcD - you said a mouthfull there.
Put that on the TOTUS and see how He reads it.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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