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I have no comment. Ahem.
PS - Here are the other pictures I considered using with the divorce letter. Did I pick right? |
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Dear Connie:
6 comments:
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vanderleun said...
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Oh God. That's so beautiful. A real tear-jerker. Is it too late to send it to my two ex-wives? Would it be so wrong?
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3/9/10, 4:09 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I think they'd appreciate knowing you still cared. Do they have younger sisters though? Watch you don't trip up on the details.
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3/9/10, 4:42 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Wait...Can girls respond to this one?
Your picture choice is good! Although there's something about the little piggy man I found appealing (bacon?). Just close those drapes so the kid's retinas don't suffer permanent damage. :-]
Juice -
3/9/10, 5:48 PM
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Anonymous said...
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And they say men don't get torn up by divorce-this poor dude's heart was shattered
MM -
3/9/10, 8:00 PM
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Kaptain Krude said...
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My favorite phrase: tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt. I don't know how, but I'm going to work this into conversation in some way.
wv: fullit - it certainly sounds like somebody was. -
3/9/10, 9:22 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Heh... Memories...
I only had one enemy in the world - a nut who had literally threatened my wife. After I left her I came one day to bring her the kids for the weekend.
She insisted I come in - where I found the aforementioned douche sitting in my chair wearing nothing but a pair of my sweatpants. I had to fight to keep from LOLing - no point in stirring up trouble...
Having not gotten the "rise" she was going for, she had to follow me outside. As I started my car she said "you can't tell me that doesn't bother you!"
I stopped, sighed, put the car back in park, looked her dead in the eye and said:
"You know - you're right...
(here comes the victory smirk)
I can't lie to you... In spite of everything that we've been through, all the troubles and fights we've had...
After everything that has happened, seeing you with him DOES make me feel a bit sorry for the guy...
I put the car in reverse and drove away.
That was one of the finer moments in my life...
WV: "micock" - 'nuff said... -
3/9/10, 11:29 PM
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