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Dear Rodge:
I
must remain anonymous for reasons that will become clear. I
invented the Gellerizer. Named after Uri Geller, who bends
spoons,
my device bends the paths of meteors and asteroids. That's
right. I can direct any space junk to hit any planet, on any
spot, with the precision of dog's nose after a bitch
in heat. So, here's why I'm writing. I've just about
decided to impose "term limits" on those &#(%#8943! in
Washington. But my conscience keeps
kicking in. I need just one more reason to lose restraint.
The
problem is, I don't think it's possible for these people to commit any
more outrage against this nation, and get me over the edge. Do you
agree?
TK
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Dear TK.
I admire your ability to restrain yourself; and no, I can't think of anything.
Sincerely,
The Real King of France.
PS:
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a brief filed Tuesday afternoon, the coalition says a search warrant
signed by a judge is necessary before Eric Holder can read the contents of E- Mail messages--a position that puts
those companies directly at odds with the Obama administration.
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