Infiltrated

Has anyone seen Tiger's birth certificate?

In trying to understand how it is that people, so alien to American ideals, could seize control of our gummint, I ignored Occam's Razor.   The most likely reason, of course, is that the KGB controlled, dope smoking, maggot ridden, Vietnam era protesters, seized upon the "those who  can't, teach" doctrine, and  conveyed their anti-Americanism to your children.  Did that very well.   We are now populated by people with no sense of history, and  zero critical thinking skill. Simple stuff.  Instead, however, I looked for something cosmic.  Like aliens slipping through a star-gate,  and semenizing amongst our weakest willed.  The result?  I saw the simultaneous emergence of Tiger Woods, arguably the most talented golfer in history, and look-alike Barrack Obama, the very charismatic and gifted thespian, and Marxist activist , as conspiracy.  Both mulatto.  Both richly handsome. Both phenomenally successful from the get-go.  Not of this world. What's to argue?  They sprang from one of those alien molds, and there are more out there. What dissuaded me from going public was this.  While Obama fits that profile, reeking as he does of deceit, evil, and gangsterism, Tiger was Mr. All-American.  Then his lovely wife took a golf club to him.  Tiger, we learned,  is also a dishonest scumbag.  Still, in a Clintonized America, some will excuse marital disloyalty.  But stuff's still oozing out the cracks of that Novemeber wreck, and thus we learn that Tiger shares another of Obama's traits.  He lied to his own biography.  Has anyone seen Tiger's birth certificate?