Saturday, April 17, 2010

A nice chablis would be nice


Boned Jello

Years ago I would occasionally pick up and read a publication called the Penthouse Forum.  It was a Reader's Digest sized booklet of letters, mostly from men. They described, in a "I can top that" fashion, their purported lascivious activities.  Seemed contrived to me; I figured the letters were written by staff during lunch hour, to much laughter as they were read aloud. But, that's beside the point here.

The most uniquely outrageous letter I remember was this.  The guy claimed he and his parter liked to open a fine bottle of wine, which he would then feed her via enema.   Wait.  I am not making this up.  They then swapped the wine back and forth anally, via a tube.  Since the colon absorbs alcohol directly into the blood stream, they achieved a very nice high.  I can't help thinking, looking at this picture,  that ... . 

I can't. I'm sorry. It's just too gross.


Pawpaw said...

Penthouse Forum was fiction. They paid $300.00 per letter. I had one buddy finance his senior year of college under various pen names sending letters to the Forum.

Turing word hotinal. Heh!

rickn8or said...

Then those letters about midget amputee enema freaks were FAKE??

Turing word: locadia Yes it was.

douglas said...

I don't care if they were fake! The one about Fatama was so hot I still think about it all the time.

An ignorant dickweed. said...

When they got thirsty they became shit faced.

vanderleun said...

As a Penthouse editor for many years, I can confirm that Paw Paw is correct when it comes to the digest sized Penthouse Forum.

However, getting real letters for Penthouse magazine itself was never a problem. Whether or not those letters related real experiences is another issue.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Horry Clap Gerard, have you penned your memoirs yet?

Guy S said...

Hmmm ... does this mean, "the enema of my enema is my friend??"

DougM said...

So, Billy.
Do you like movies about sharing?
You know, like Lady & the Tramp?

Wabano said...

The enema champion of all time was Gandhi...

He spent all his mornings giving
and receiving them treatments with
a gaggle of nine to twelve year old girls.

Rest of the day was spent advising
Jews to climb into the Nazi's
ovens by themselves and the
Indians to surrender to Islam and
or cut their own throats...

BlogDog said...

I think the letter writer was blowing smoke up your ... no, wait. He was ... Aww hell.
That must have been the traditional *high* colonic.

BlogDog said...

Hey in both cases they're sharing a butt, right?

vanderleun said...

That's the kind of high-level insight that keeps me comin' back to Curmudgeonly.

Rodger the Real King of France said...


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