Monday, April 26, 2010


STUDY: Is sex work?

Boned Jello

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.  While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

GrinfilledCeltThe room fell silent................

God bless the enlisted man.


Annoying Mike said...

I heard that one 32 years ago when I was a brand new "butter bar" and my uncle, the Air Force 1SG, decided to impart his wisdom to me.

Of course, this was the same guy who, when he was a "private" in the USAF (airman was not not yet a rank then) spent eight hours of his off-duty time to build a box he could hide in, to escape a 30 minute detail {my dad was his NCO supervisor and caught him hiding in it).

So I said, "I know sex is 100% pleasure, because I don't see the box."

My uncle has never told me another officer/enlisted joke to this day.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Your remembrance is better than the joke. Thanks, that's how it's supposed to work Mike.

Anonymous said...

True dat.


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