Things I never learn from

All the things I know

In any good "All Things the Things I Know" list, the reader will in succession store them. At some point correlative to the depth of his own shallowness, brainal feedback will convince him that he already knew this stuff, and could have written the list himself.  I then congratulate myself, and quit reading before learning that  "If you see a lot of bugs crawling all over the computer lately, it might be a good idea to go into that room with the refrigerator and the sink and see if there’s something that hasn’t been cleaned for awhile."  And cookies I leave by my keyboard will keep disappearing.