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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Stuff besides congress that stinks |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Kinda like....
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My flatulence never smells and it is always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Tim
She who breaks wind in church sits in her own pew.
Two old ladies, Mildred and Agnes, are sitting in a church service. Mildred leans over to Agnes and says, "I think my butt fell asleep." Agnes replies, "I think you're right, I just heard it snore three times."