Monday, May 03, 2010

Bring me a ham on rye

This is what I'm talking about!
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Boned Jello

You know, those what been around long enough, that I have a very high regard for women, especially cheating son-of-a %!@@%^ who beat me in Scrabble! Sorry.  Anyway, I don't care who you are, this is just funny. I'm sure thatPaul Walker feels the same way. 

5/03/2010 02:05:00 PM 5 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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JMcD said...

Suggestion:

Leave

Return later with 2 Haitian voodoo broads

Press one to his left side

Press one to his right side

Garnish with jerk sauce

Affix with duct tape

Sit down and pour yourself a drink


WV: drownsm

5/3/10, 3:39 PM
DougM said...

I didn't see the list, but I have a few
(won't beat the great winner, though):
- to Ted Kennedy, "Hold on, I'll get another waitress."
- to the Terminator, "Okay, just crawl though here."
- to Harry Potter, "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
- to Obama, "Can't. We're out of arugula."
- to Rachel Corrie, "What, again?"
(sorry)

5/3/10, 4:06 PM
DougM said...

Ah! Finally found it!

(Turing word: payin, close, real close)

5/5/10, 12:02 AM
Anonymous said...

(Point Finger at Requester) ZAP!!! You're a sandwich

5/5/10, 2:40 PM
Desert Cat said...

Poifect! Came here from SondraKistan. My answer before I saw the "best answer" here was "his favorite".

5/6/10, 1:14 AM

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