Friday, May 21, 2010

Come again?



Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Favorite one is an old one, I heard it on the radio in Yakima WA, when I was about 12.

Monica is opening a dry cleaning place now that the media circus is behind her. The slogan is "drop your pants and jacket here!"

Anonymous said...

While on a vacation, a penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.

He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket.

He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage, covered in ice cream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

BlogDog said...

Tim, that's even funnier when told by a monkey

JMcD said...


Bill leaned way forward and cut the cheese.
Everyone laughed and laughed.
Al fell in love all over again.

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