Sunday, May 09, 2010

Manboobs


“ The first time you hug your dad and feel breasts, it’s like, ‘This is weird.’  I guess that’s the quote of the day this Mother’s Day.
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Who's your daddy
Ka-Ching!
5/09/2010 09:11:00 PM 4 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

When you kiss Grandma and she tries to slip you some tongue.....
Tim

5/9/10, 11:07 PM
pdwalker said...

AAAHHHH!!! STOP IT, STOP IT! STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAIN!

5/9/10, 11:38 PM
BlogDog said...

His troubles began when he began fixating on amputees, or anything that had lost a limb....

5/10/10, 4:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Baby Susy came home very excitedly from her first day of kindergarten.

"Mommy, Mommy," she cried, "Jimmy showed me his WILLY!"

Heart pounding, Mom put on her stern mom face, wondering what fresh hell she was going to have to deal with with Jimmy's parents.

But then Baby Susy giggled and put her hands gleefully over her mouth. "It was like a peanut," she laughed.

So Mom carefully put on her wise mom face and smiled conspiratorially. "Really tiny, huh Hon? She asked.

"No Mom." said Baby Susy.

"Salty."





Today is Mothers Day down here in Mexico.

5/10/10, 10:38 PM

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