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WASHINGTON—In
an effort to counter the highest unemployment rate the nation has faced
in a quarter century, Barack Obama announced Monday that he will create
17 new jobs by resigning from the presidency to pursue his lifelong
dream of opening a cozy little down-home restaurant just off the
Galesburg, IL exit on Interstate 74. "Now is the time for drastic
measures, and the several line-cook and serving positions that will be
generated by Barry's Place are imperative to getting the economy back
on track," said Obama, donning a white apron over rolled-up
shirtsleeves ...
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