Saturday, May 22, 2010

Obama resigns!!!

Obama To Create 17 New Jobs
By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant

Boned Jello

I am not making this up .... Onion is.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to counter the highest unemployment rate the nation has faced in a quarter century, Barack Obama announced Monday that he will create 17 new jobs by resigning from the presidency to pursue his lifelong dream of opening a cozy little down-home restaurant just off the Galesburg, IL exit on Interstate 74. "Now is the time for drastic measures, and the several line-cook and serving positions that will be generated by Barry's Place are imperative to getting the economy back on track," said Obama, donning a white apron over rolled-up shirtsleeves ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish!

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