Uh oh. "Apparently fed up with Al Gore after 40 years of marriage and Artic ice nearly identical to what it was 10 years ago, Tipper Gore is filing for a separation from her famous husband..."
oly vey ole'
 

Yes, but we lost all that old growth ice!

Emerson
 

Maybe Obambi was going to lower the sea levels by opening up a big hole in the Gulf of Mexico. Of course he needed the help of his pals at BP. Once the oil comes out, seawater can go back down and the ocean level will be lower. Voila!
 

Arctic animals said to be confused by the sameness of the ice after all these years.
"Monotonous", complained one grumpy old polar bear.
"I'm so bored I could move to the Gulf".
 

"Yes, but we lost all that old growth ice!"

* Major SNORTS* Emerson