California v Texas

"SPOT ON" - TimW

California Texas Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.   1. Governor starts to intervene, then reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural, and allows coyote to kill the dog. 2. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 to get checked for diseases and bite wound bandaged. 3. Animal control captures coyote and spends $1,200 testing it for diseases and another $1,500 to relocate it, then spends $1,200 testing dead dog for diseases. 4. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals. 5. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area. 6. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease. 7. Governor's body guard is fired for not stopping the attack. State spends $75,000 to train new security agent. 8. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files $5,000,000 suit against the state. 9. Governor buys a new pure breed dog $ 5,000 1. Governor pulls 45 caliber side arm, shoots coyote, and keeps jogging with his dog. 2. Total cost: $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 3. Buzzards eat dead coyote. Any wonder why California is broke?