Nakedness from Full-Body Scanners
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Do they make'm for guys? I'll take an XXXXXL.
I imagine "S" would be the top seller.
So, instead, you have to get strip searched,
then end up nekkid in an advertisement for flyingpasties.com
(Turing word: anders. They make his anders models.)
"Hey Honey...does this pastie make my sack look big?"
I like the way you think, but I'm guessing they're going to want to physically inspect anything that's hidden.
Do what I do when assorted security morons want to frisk me these days. Just lean forward and loudly cough.
Casca
You know what? I don't care. I'll come to the airport naked with a fanny pack and flip-flops.
Are you ashamed of who you are? Lose weight, gain weight, whatever. Do some sit ups if you're that ashamed of how you look naked.