Tuesday, July 13, 2010

McGovern voting .. why go further?

How familiar is the
following exchange?


Boned Jello

McGovern-voting Granduncle: Let the immigrants in! We’re a nation of immigrants! You fucking bigot!

You: Actually I’m not concerned about race, I’m concerned about why someone would choose to circumvent our immigration laws. How come I have to follow laws while we’re defining a whole class of people who don’t have to, and we don’t even know who they are?

Hostess: Oh, stop fighting you two! Here we are having a lovely dinner and you have to bring politics into it. Just let him call you a reprehensible, cross-burning scum-sucking douchebag asshole xenophobe and then let’s move on! There’s cheesecake!

  House of Eratosthenes (via Ka-Ching!)

2 comments:

Steve In Tulsa said...

"The cake is a lie"

DougM said...

Why did she have to bring Sen Byrd into it?

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