One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her
window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was
how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers
license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the
fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling
for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your
registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... what's that...?" asked the blonde. [Continued]
