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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Gigantic Hole in Space |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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A-hem...Think I have an idea what it is....
Let's move away a little...over there.
There..that'll do.
Don't wanna stand directly behind it.
It's the crucible of Democrat atoms.
I'm sure all your readers are familiar with the idea that the universe is actually a computer simulation. Every simulation has its glitches. The hole in space is a minor one.
Some of the other obvious glitches: half the events in Spanish history happened in 1492; the Japanese and Scandinavians morphed from Samurais and Vikings into inoffensive Saab jockeys and Hello Kitty consumers; a movie about a mathematician won an Oscar; a Kenyan became President of the US; the Red Sox won a World Series; John Travolta and Mickey Rourke won't stay dead; vuvuzelas; you don't even know who Renee Olstead is; the state of Massachusetts; and the Turing word for this post is "lasouna", which is ludicrous.
It is incredibly unusual.
A black spot inside a galaxy is always caused by an obscuring cloud of gas ... or at least, until this oddity popped up.
Something did punch a hole in a galaxy here. Those stars are flat missing, and not just obscured.
When did you last clean your camera lens?
Our Creator's sense of humor...wonderous, eh?
Bib Hawkins - like what Morgen Freeman was talking about?
Navel of the Universe.
Big-Bang divot.
Exhaust plume from the Infinite Improbability Drive.
This new discovery in outer space, of unkown origin, mysterious history and dubious compostion, but known location and characteristics, needs a name.
How about Black Ahole Uhbama?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Yep, Morgan Freeman was on the right track. I give a reason for believing in the simulation over at my blog.
Turing word: "voflood". That's more like it.
Morgan Freeman Chain Of Comand
http://thebruha.blogspot.com/2009/12/morgan-freeman-chain-of-command.html
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I think it's a giant jelly bean. Ok, now prove me wrong. drummermanrick