Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Chairman Ann Whacks

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Boned Jello

Books of Note -

In the spirit of Jacob Weisberg’s justly celebrated books “George W. Bushisms” (I-V) 5 hilarious compendia of our 43rd president’s side-splitting malapropisms, a work that has been called “the single most droll book Joan Walsh has ever read!,” and now an even more hilarious book, "Palinisms," a compendium of the former Alaska governor’s most outrageous malapropisms, called "a rib-cracking read," by Newsweek's Jonathan Alter,we present "Weisbergisms," a compendium of the trenchant political writer’s most sublime bot mots:


ON PRESIDENT OBAMA AND ISLAM: "There ith a kind of rithk that he ith theen as thoft on jihadism."

ON ISRAEL: "Motht people theem to think that President Obama will preth for further negothiathionths leading to a two-thtate tholution."

ON THE LIFE OF THE MIND: "I love bookth. … I grew up at a houth full of bookth. I have a houth full of bookth. I'm not looking to have bookth out of my life."

GREETING ALLISON STEWART ON NPR: "Hi, Alithon. Thankth for having me on."

ON SELLING SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE: “Thee thells theathels by the theathore.”

Quotations from Chairman Ann

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