Saturday, August 14, 2010
4 comments:
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Kristophr said...
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If they were alive today, they would say: "It's dark, cold, and cramped in here. Could someone let me out please?"
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8/14/10, 10:36 AM
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Bob Hawkins said...
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If they were alive and above ground, they'd say "Here's a quarter. Get me a common streetwalker, I haven't had any in 200 years."
Turing word: "forise". OK, for a French streetwalker, I'll throw in an extra dime. -
8/14/10, 3:48 PM
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DougM said...
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They'd say:
"*ppp* Those long trousers make you look gay."
"So, you're saying my investment in the Acme Powdered Wig & Buggy Whip Co. didn't do well?"
"Ah, good. I see they finally compromised on that pesky ol' slavery thing."
"Well, if I can't piss against this wall, what do you recommend? Please hurry."
"Is my Indian-hunting license still good?"
"A car, eh? Where do you put the horse?"
"An airplane, eh? Man, aren't they, like, you know, dangerous? I mean, what if one of 'em ran into a tall building or something."
"By the way, did Benedict Arnold ever get that special medal for his service as a double-agent for us in the British army?"
"No, let me buy lunch. You have change for a Continental Dollar?"
"Did you happen to find that lost copy of Thos Jefferson's manuscript on, oh, what did he call it? Oh yeah, The Origin of Species by Natural Selection, General Relativity, and Helical Molecular Genetics. I thought it had possibilities." -
8/14/10, 5:27 PM
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JMcD said...
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"We don't care what that Kenyan wetback says, there were NO Muzlims in on the beginnings of this deal!"
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8/14/10, 6:18 PM
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