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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Roger, Roger
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Heya Rodg, does the Barn Army have Ted Striker on retainer?
"Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified."
I am Ted Striker
Agincourt explained, in four words :)
"Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta.
It's worse than Detroit...and don't call me Shirley!"