Saturday, August 21, 2010

U R Blong 2 Us

IRIS SCANNERS=Total Security
I'm feeling so safe I could just crap!
It's time.  We have to kill everybody.
You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards. - Private Eightball
Boned Jello
B iometrics R&D firm Global Rainmakers Inc. (GRI) announced today that it is rolling out its iris scanning technology to create what it calls "the most secure city in the world."

When these residents catch a train or bus, or take out money from an ATM, they will scan their irises, rather than swiping a metro or bank card. Police officers will monitor these scans and track the movements of watch-listed individuals.



Iris Scanners Create the Most Secure City in the World. Welcome, Big Brother


3 comments:

wmprof said...

The best part of that movie is when Scientologist Cruise eats the rotten sandwich and then tries to wash it down with the rotten milk. Gets me every time.

Anonymous said...

Meant in the good way, of course.

thoR~
III

Anonymous said...

How does iris scanning technology work with sunglasses?

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