Book Burners are Liars

Ms. Johnson's Adult Education Class A true incident

The Facts: “ When: September 7, 2010 Where: Palm Beach State College, Lake Worth, FL Christina Beattie had received prior permission from college administrator Olivia Ford-Morris to promote her organization - Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) - on campus during "club rush." On the day of club rush,  Ms. Ford-Morris approaced the group's table, and was visibly disturbed by the material presented --  published by the Heritage Foundation, and criticizing President Obama’s administration. She called the campus police to assure the group left campus. Ms. Ford-Morris denied giving permission to the organization to be a part of PBSC club rush. Christina Beattie asserted, “I was shocked and offended by her dishonesty. She outright denied giving me permission to table at Club Rush simply because she disagreed with my beliefs! ” The Discussion Ms. Johnson: Okay class, somebody here is lying, and it's Ms. Ford-Morris!  How is it we can make that assertion, with 100% certainty,  knowing only the facts presented?  Any one? Yes, Carl? Carl: We know she's a lying bitch because she's a woman! Ms. Johnson:  They're both women Carl.  Get over the divorce and move on with your  life.  Anyone else?  Stephanie? Stephanie: I think we know she's the liar because only affected Liberals would sport a name like "Ms. Ford-Morris." And all liberals are liars, out of necessity. Ms. Johnson: That's an interesting observation Stephanie, and would be proof-enough if we were willing to settle for 95%.   Anyone else?  Oh geez.  Yes Johnny. Dirty Johnny:  I need to take a piss!!" Ms. Johnson: You know --  Johnny,  -- you do this all the time.  The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'  Now use it in a sentence so I'll know you understand this time, and you can go. Dirty Johnny  Ummmm ...  You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten. Ms. Johnson: Go!  And don't come back today! The reason we know with certainty that  Olivia Ford-Morris is lying,  is she acted  only after learning that Ms. Beattie's group was conservative.  By her actions she  exposed herself as a liberal, since only they --  Stephanie,  you were real close here -  only liberals are in the habit of stifling free speech to protect their ideology.  People so engaged are base, and not to be trusted in any circumstance.  Take that to the bank.  Yes Bill? Bill: Ms Johnson, aren't you Olivia Ford-Morris's lover? Ms. Johnson:  Yes, and she'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. Stephanie, can you stay after class?