A preacher said,
"Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come
forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Tim Kelly got in line, and when it was his turn, the
Preacher asked, "Tim, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Tim replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Tim's ear, placed his other
hand on top of Tim's head, and then prayed and prayed and
prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Tim Kelly, and the whole
congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and
asked, "Tim, how is your hearing now?"
Tim answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
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