Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Wit and Wisdom of ... who?

The Jummy Watch

I did this  photochop (right) in 2005 to accompany the hilarious account of Jummy's extensive funeral plans, control freak that he is. Much of it, as originally recounted by the NY Post, has been lost, but News Max cataloged some of  the details.

Jimmy Carter has spelled out plans for his funeral in intricate detail. During his presidency Carter was criticized for his micro-managing every aspect of the White House – and even controlled the schedule for the White House tennis court.

Now the former Navy officer is leaving nothing to chance with his farewell ceremony and has even specified the movements of his remains, box lunches, press arrangements, escorts and dark umbrellas for his family and even a demand that soldiers can't have steel-tipped shoes.

The 80-year-old ex-president's plans, which total 411 pages, request special index cards to record floral tributes at his funeral.


Boned Jello
 LIFE has already posted what appears to be his obituary.  And what an obituary!  I hardly  recognized the sumbitch.
The Wit and Wisdom of Jimmy Carter
Former president Jimmy Carter built up a considerable reputation as a wise statesman, a gifted diplomat, an inspiring philanthropist, and a spiritual leader since he left the White House. Mixing the thoughts of a keen intellectual mind with strong religious conviction and down-home Georgia folksiness, his reflections on politics, society, and life in general have helped Americans decide to do the right thing for decades.

Here's something a little more prosaic, more in keeping with the truth.  Excerpts from Ronald Kessler's book, In the President's Secret Service: Behind the Scenes With Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect.  

Agents told Kessler that Jimmy Carter treated them and others who served him with utter disdain.

Boned Jello"Inside the White House, Carter treated with contempt the little people who helped and protected him," and told agents not to look at him or speak to him — even to say hello — when he went to the Oval Office, Kessler disclosed.

"For three and a half years, agent John Piasecky was on Carter's detail — including seven months of driving him in the presidential limousine — and Carter never spoke to him, he says.

"At the same time, Carter tried to project an image of himself as man of the people by carrying his own luggage when traveling. But that was often for show. When he was a candidate in 1976, Carter would carry his own bags when the press was around but ask the Secret Service to carry them the rest of the time."

On one occasion, disgruntled agents deliberately left Carter's luggage in the trunk of his car at an airport, and Carter "was without clothes for two days."

At his home in Plains, Ga., Carter once tried to attack and kill a small dog with a bow saw. Agents had befriended the stray dog, a terrier, and given it the code name Dolphin.

When the dog ate some food Carter's wife, Rosalynn, had put out for their Siamese cat, Carter "got the bow saw off a woodpile near the family room patio" and "tried to kill the dog," one agent who was there told Kessler.

Boned JelloDolphin dodged the attack, but Carter insisted that agents remove the dog from Plains. The orphan dog was given to the press corps.

As president, Carter needed to have the "nuclear football" at hand to enable him to take action in case of a nuclear attack.

But the president — code-named Deacon — refused to allow a military aide with the nuclear football to stay in a trailer on his property in Plains. The aide had to stay in Americus, a 15-minute drive from Carter's home, a top military official confirmed to Kessler. [continued at Secret Service Hated Jimmy Carter.
In short, everything about this man was a contrivance.  I don't think he's the worst president in history any more, but he is the worst ex-president. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only good thing he ever did was work for Habitat for Humanity.
He's apparently a Jew hater given his pimping for the Pali's, and his airing of his antipathy for sitting presidents while he was abroad is beyond the pale.
I really wonder how he got through the Naval Academy with his character flaws.
Can we pull the funding for his funeral circus? I, for one, wouldn't go down the block to see his funeral, nevermind to DC. Just thinking, if he's not buried in Arlington, we could prolly give him a recycled beer.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

LargeBill said...

When this turd goes I'll have to turn my TV off for at least a week to avoid throwing something at the screen out of anger over the media giving him unwarranted praise.

Mile 66 said...

And soon he won't be the worst Ex-president, neither. Kudos, Obambi!

SFAOV Sgsaur said...

I once read a book entitled "The Wit & Wisdom of Jimmy Carter". It was a 300 (blank) page paperback...

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I would seriously like some examples of Jummy's wit, or wisdom. I Googled "funny jimmy carter quotes" and this was the first hit.

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