Tuesday, October 05, 2010

I forget

Yup.  Everyone could live in Texas.
(I just hope Texas won't let most of 'em in)

Old Tex here sets out to prove that there is no population problem; never has been.  In fact, he says, the entire world population could fit and live nicely in the state of Texas.  He does get a little sidetracked however.



I think Tex was referring to what come from some book I read once from the liberry.  I forget what it was called, but  it was writ by the famous  Sum Gai,  long around Jummy Carter's time.  See, back then, friends and mentors of  Al Gore had proved that the world was going to end next week.  That was in a book, the Population Bomb.  Some people was hysterical and jumped out of windows and such. I'm not making that up.  By the time Jummy was president though, and that bomb had fizzled out,  them's what was warning about it went to warning about global warming because global cooling had also not worked out.  Well, now I've gone and got myself all mixed up, and prolly dragged you with me. Anyway, buncha people have done recent arithmetic on the Texas deal even now, like this guy.

> CONCLUSION: The total world population could move to Texas and make Texas in
> to a functional MEGA city that acre by acre would look much like New York
> City does today. Leaving the Rest of the world with out a single person on
> it. Image Russia and China devoid of people. The only humans you could find
> would live in Texas. And that city would be as safe as New York City is
> today, Skyscrapers and parks included.  (2007)


Don't feel bad, I'm confused too.  I guess we have to decide who to side with here.  Tex's people, even with all that bible spoutin', or real smart people like Al Gore and Paul Ehrlich.  Wait.  What the hell does all this have to do with the Obamacy Bomb? Sheesh.

14 comments:

TimO said...

Even better: Sci-fi author/scientist Isaac Asimov wrote in the '60s that you could take a 100mile/diameter asteroid (there are many in our system), spin 'em for gravity and burrow out 50ft-high decks 50ft apart you'd wind up with trillion$$ in ore and the land area of the United States.

There's room for hundreds of billions of people if we get off our butts and quit savaging the space program.

Papa Rod said...

I believe P.J.O'Rourke was the first to do this particular calculation in his book "All the Trouble in the World", which is an extended bitch-slap of Algore's preposterous "Earth in the Balance". If you go to the following tinylink and click "Look Inside", you can do a search for "Texas" to find the relevant passage.

http://tinyurl.com/259kbld

clem said...

"Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth." --Crocodile Dundee

Anonymous said...

It's like You Suck at Photoshop, but with pencil and paper.

Alear said...

About 20 years ago, I read from a reputable source that everyone currently living could fit in Manhattan as it was then, with as much room as at a cocktail party. I'm talking built buildings, with roofs.

That was before our buddies from Saudi and points mideast took down the recently built World Trade Center towers. We gotta try that experiment today, there are a few countries that won't be invited.

Turing word: singsfu. Oh yes, fu indeed.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine running the water and power in and the size of the sewage treatment plant?

AWM
wv: boompe

Anonymous said...

You owe me three and a half minutes.

DougM said...

So,
everybody grows food in their window boxes or orders out for pizza or what?

DougM said...

So,
the illegal immigrants win, then, or what?

DougM said...

So,
like, no Super Bowl anymore and all college games are in-conference or what?

DougM said...

So,
they finally gonna build that border fence, then, or what?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

clean the erasers doug. I want apples.

Anonymous said...

Time for some math.
The area of Texas is 268,820 square miles (Wikipedia). One square mile is 5280 x 5280 square feet (elementary school, 1964). Divide six billion by the number of square feet in Texas and you get 1250. That's how many square feet per person if the entire population of the world were placed in Texas.
I'll leave it to another commenter to describe the resulting effect on the English language.
WV: tessaste
Maybe that describes the resulting effect on the English language.

Cheesy said...

Anon, when you figure in HIGH rise apartments, it all works out.

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