Saturday, November 27, 2010

Barack's Hoops Hurt

The Rest of the Story
Obama Bloodied
EXCLUSIVE

where's the blood

where's the blood

where's the blood

Exclusive:  My sources .. I can't say too much, but  let's suppose there's a certain lady who was a star point guard in high school, and she knows Obama likes to mix it up on the court.  And I'm just saying here, but suppose the lady was busting jumpers in Barry's face and people were laughing ... and suddenly Barry said "Oh, I took an elbow and have to quit?"  Notice the complete lack of blood that one might expect from a gash requiring 12 stitches.  Notice the mystery woman dribbling the ball away ... .  You will not see these pictures anywhere else.  Lives are in danger.  Ahem.

6 comments:

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Musta been a momma grizzly protectin' her cubs.

Anonymous said...

"...If you prick us do we not bleed?"
Teh iBloodlessWon?

[and in hawt red heels, too!]

e~C

Helly said...

That's funny.

But yanno what's funnier? Barry has PDS nightmares like this.

Yanno what's even funnier? The closer he gets to 2012, the scarier they get.

Scary, but not funny: Saw the Drudge headlines this morning and thought you were a goner, Rodge.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

e-C u krak me

JMcD said...

Must'a been terrible upsetting for the fly.

Cheesy said...

Owned his ass in high heels, no less.

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