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Hugh Hefner to sell Playboy mansion?   Penthouse, a long-time rival, has offered $US210m to take over the publishing group

“ David Miller, a Wall Street analyst, recently warned investors about Hefner's costly lifestyle at the mansion, despite the staff cuts. "We believe Mr Hefner's death could result in a material stock price uptick (increase) on the notion that the mansion could be eventually sold, which would leave the company net debt-free," he concluded.

“ Hefner claims back the cost of entertaining his girlfriends - named in a company report last year as Crystal Harris, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and twin sisters Karissa and Kristine Shannon - as promotional assets. Holy crap!  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?  Ladies - send me your best (ahem) pictures and I'll make you a promotional asset.  You'll be famous.  There'll even be a monthly Promotional Asset Centerfold.  I'm very excited.  Sorry for your problems Hugh.