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Thursday, November 25, 2010
'Fur' Turkeys
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An old joke says that nobody ever gets laid on Thanksgiving because there are too many coats on the bed.
O.K.
Now, the equine species, I'm sure you know, actually originated in the Americas but went extinct almost simultaneously with the appearance of humans on the landscape. No, I wasn't there when the horse and his cousins found a way to get off the island and over to Europe and Asia.
Point is, tho, that had they remained viable alongside the trespassing Asians some 11,000 or so years ago, the Indians may have given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey.
And then today we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving dinner.
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And if they had hunted bobcat......
Tim - 11/25/10, 8:47 PM