Obamacy Jokes

Invoking Alinsky '5' Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counterattack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.

Letterman: Vice President Joe Bidens birthday party was over the weekend. President Obama was so excited he asked Biden to attend in his place. Leno: Tough decision for President Obama this week: Pardon the turkey or Democrat Rep. Charlie Rangel. Leno: House Democrats just elected Nancy Pelosi as their minority leader for the new Congress. Why mess with success, right? Conan: Levi Johnston says he’s not going to do any more interviews. Says he’s already used all the words he knows. Leno: Michelle Obama announces her plan to install 6,000 salad bars at schools across the nation. They expect as many as three students to use them. Letterman: In these times you know you’re having a bad day when your body scan at the airport gets the guards laughing. Conan: Oprah Winfrey is reportedly considering buying a property in New Jersey. The property is called, “New Jersey.”  [More]