Friday, November 05, 2010

This stinks

Woman Utters Line Never
Previously Recorded In A Police Report


Smells like Patty Murray
.... According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my *ussy.” At this pointWilliams (police sketch at right) “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

... Adam Watson told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon ... [and] uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my _ussy or I’m going to cut your *ucking throat.”

Via a secret admirer named --n---K

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

There aint enough tequilia in all of Mexico.......
Tim

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

I'll take the blade, but please, cut my nose off first.

Juice said...

Dayum, Josh! :D

Anonymous said...

Man up dude, you married her.

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Good job disguising your secret admirer. I cunt even begin to imagine who you're referring to. Can I buy a vowel?

Anonymous said...

In the words of BB King, "a man should only get on his knees to pray."

Casca

pdwalker said...

That's just so wrong...

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