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Monday, December 27, 2010
M v. W Science
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Now if we can expand the chart 300% we can plot Days that a rude idiot from Quebec can go without changing and still not think anything of invading your personal space in line at the WalMart in Boca.
What happens up there? Is it like a room full of drunk monkeys? I can only assume from watching them drive in Fla that any street is a black and white Keystone Cops film. Why the rudness? Do they not wait their turn there? Are they all inflamed inconsiderate A-holes at home? I just have to wonder. What's the hurry, it's Florida, the weather is glorious, you are old and retired. Why must you cut in front of my lovely wife and make me go all Marine on you. Why, do you look so surprised when I put your smelly frog arse back in line. There I feel better. Reporting from Boca - Anymouse - 12/27/10, 6:26 PM
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"Days in a row" being the key words here, it should be "Days in the year"
- 12/27/10, 7:45 PM
- Melissa "Darla" In Texas said...
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But we thought you guys liked us all clean and fresh?
Unless of course, we are working on a Jeep or something ;) - 12/27/10, 10:17 PM
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So whatcher point, Rodgie?
e~C - 12/27/10, 10:34 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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... it explains why girl's underpants are always spotless e-C.
- 12/27/10, 10:56 PM
- toadold said...
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Well clean and fresh is nice, and I appreciate a woman in high heels but golly, " But I had to have these shoes to go with that dress." I had to have that dress to go with these shoes." Molly has a dress just like this so I can't wear it anymore."
"Hey Fred, you just been to the Men's Warehouse. Yup I liked that suit you bought there so I went down and got one just like it."
Yeah they have good prices on those." - 12/27/10, 11:24 PM
- toadold said...
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And yes I've been divorced for a long time now.
- 12/27/10, 11:25 PM
- DougM said...
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I agree on the "days in a year" idea.
Well, the underwear bar is okay, either way. I mean, if you don't change 'em, they don't really last more'n a couple weeks.
The socks bar is wrong, though. They last wayyy longer'n skivvies.
I promise to change before visiting Melissa & Claire, though.) - 12/28/10, 5:32 AM
- toadold said...
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I'll never forget the sight of one of my college house mates who was also in the National Guard, sorting through a pile of his used olive drab boxers with a can of spray Lysol in one hand. When he found one that passed the "clean enough" status he'd give it spritz of the Lysol." He said He just could not get to the laundry until he'd finished his current class schedule.
- 12/28/10, 8:29 AM
- 1389 said...
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Shoes get mighty smelly if you wear the same pair 365 days a year.
Just sayin'. - 12/29/10, 1:36 PM