Wednesday, December 22, 2010

My Eyes! My Eyes!

I actually choked on a biscuit here.  I'm genuinley surprised that Zsa Zsa is still alive.  Let me guess.  Her husband is 32; she's 103.  Accident.  Right.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...could he have done it on purpose?

Righty Gomez

Anonymous said...

It is entirely possible that the poor chap suffers from PTSD due to the following very distressing incident, so please pass more biscuits and cut him some slack (just not very much). Per wikipedia:

On July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls-Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. No handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible.

"described as attractive" indeed. What could possibly go wrong?

H

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