Monday, December 13, 2010

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Stuff of Legends

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license.  So the cop asks,  "Are you  carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

The guy says,  "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about  it."

"The cop asks, are you on your way to or from a gun range ?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of ?"

"The guy responds, "Not a damn thing."
Don M
12/13/2010 10:17:00 AM 3 Comments

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Mile 66 said...

Tru dat! People don't get that. Shoot, not even my wife gets that.
WV: culaint. My french is not so good, but I understand ^^

12/13/10, 11:03 AM
molonlabe28 said...

I got pulled over in a rental car about 10 years ago.

The state trooper noticed a Glock in the glove box when my ex-wife was looking for the rental contract.

Not wanting his Glock Model 31 (357 Sig) to be postitoned at my left ear, I put my hands on the steering wheel and I told my ex to stop rooting around the glove box.

I very gingerly handed him my handgun carry permit.

He asked whether I had any more guns in the car and I told him that I had quite a few (I even specifically mentioned that I had an AR-15) in the trunk.

He asked why I was carrying so many guns and I told him that I was teaching my sister how to shoot, which was the truth.

He gave me a ticket and I called a local lawyer who got it reduced and no points put on my record.

12/13/10, 12:37 PM
Anonymous said...

Rog's tale obviously took place in central Pennsylvania. Philly on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, Alabama in the middle.

AWM

12/13/10, 9:23 PM

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