Saturday, December 04, 2010
9 comments:
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JMcD said...
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What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a Code Pink track team?
A tribe of Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. -
12/4/10, 11:46 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Then there is the epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks between fits.
Tim -
12/4/10, 12:13 PM
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DougM said...
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Best line from Action was Peter Dragon (Jay Mohr) commenting on his ex: "Yeah, she always was a cunning stunt."
(had to run that through my head a few times to get it right) -
12/4/10, 1:45 PM
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Anonymous said...
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That was funny, Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shake a tit.
GrinfilledCelt -
12/4/10, 2:00 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Still more...
What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One is a snack cracker...
What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul...
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss...
What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit...
Tim -
12/4/10, 2:29 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Tim WINS!!!
MM -
12/4/10, 4:12 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Runny Babbit, A billy sook.
New out 10 years after his death.
http://www.amazon.com/Runny-Babbit-Billy-Shel-Silverstein/dp/0060256532 -
12/4/10, 7:42 PM
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TechnoYid said...
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Tim is one fart smeller
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12/4/10, 7:48 PM
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Kristophr said...
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Dan Quayle has it as well. Every time he did a verbal stumble, he was suppressing one.
The original Reverend Spooner quit giving sermons after saying "the Lord is a shoving leopard", and bringing the house down, followed by: "You are all just waiting for me to say one of those .... Things!"
He realized he was keeping the church packed, but not for religious reasons. -
12/5/10, 10:13 AM
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