Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Standing Pat

Seasons Greetings
peace on earth; good will towards men

Pecan Pie ... Good thoughts

After going to confession Saturday, the priest gave me a 40 rosary penance, and made me promise not to read or watch anything political until after Christmas.  That, so I can celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday in a spirit of fellowship and good will towards men.  I have slipped few times.  Had good intentions, just like I did as a kid with Pat Szatkowski and the  impure thoughts thing.  This time I mean it though.  I will not spend a minute more dwelling on those filthy democrat cocksuckers until after Christmas.  I wonder what Pat Szatkowski looks like today? No, I really don't want to know; the one I have in my head has aged pretty good.

12/22/2010 09:28:00 AM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

At first glance, I thought the microphones were reindeer horns over the Presidential seal.

12/22/10, 12:41 PM
Helly said...

… not to read or watch anything political until after Christmas.

That is such a good idea. Monsters have no place at the holiday table. I know that a lot of theocrats who are going to have a miserable Christmas because they allowed themselves to get all worked up over DADT. Who needs that?

We need you to keep being The World's Best Blogger. So get some rest, indulge in some expensive liquor, and fill your heart with the Christmas spirit. We have all next year to crush the Lefties/moonbats/Dems. I have a few other suggestions.

Enjoy a Helly Mae. 3 parts Añejo + 1 part Cointreau. Pour into a stemmed glass packed with crushed ice. A curl of orange zest is nice. The ice melts fast, making a smooth, beautiful, and luxurious cocktail. So feel free to have several. And speaking of "free" ...

Free money also helps to improve your mood. Buy on anticipation, sell on news. Get some AAPL now. MacWorld is a little late this year, so there's more time to run up extra profits. Unload on January 24.

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You're welcome.

12/22/10, 2:06 PM
JMcD said...

pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie

THERE...I outdid Barry "paper shell" Obama

12/22/10, 6:22 PM
Anonymous said...

I'd vote for a pecan pie for president. It'd be a lot better than the one we have now. Some of the best advantages I can think of is that it wouldn't sign anything, it wouldn't give speeches, it wouldn't engage in class warfare or party partisanship and it would never say or do anything to make me mad. To top it all off, it would be delicious. Heck, I think I'll write it in next time.

Oh, and you spelled sock shuckers wrong. I'm sure that's what you meant, cuz you never swear. ;0)
GrinfilledCelt

12/22/10, 10:08 PM
Anonymous said...

That should be a creme pie and it is facing the wrong direction.

12/23/10, 9:27 PM
DonM said...

Around my house we say "Peace on Earth to men of good will."

We like that construct better.

12/24/10, 9:30 AM

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