A Fun Cruise

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To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia! We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am. Normally I wouldn't  have even opened the  e-mail advertisement for THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE; but I did.  WHOA!  I really didn't have a bucket list before, which is sad, but now I do!  My first thought was to raise the $28,000 (Veranda , double occupancy; complete with bench rest).and treat Kim & Connie du Toit.  I have a book idea I want to run by Kim, (called "My Autobiography").   But Hell's Bells; they've already been! " Six attacks in 4 days were more than we expected." "I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two, and our 12-year old niece sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Kim and Connie du Toit - Texas You'll Relax like never before ! That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you an rent them from our onboard  Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties Every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night ! Thor