NOW!
Monday, January 24, 2011
12 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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My Lovely Bride: "Why do they call that monthly time of over-reactive irritation among women PMS?"
Me: "Because, dearest, Mad Cow Disease was taken.
Then the fight started.
Brigadier Major Mike -
1/24/11, 5:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Here woman. See to my shirt. Light starch.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
1/24/11, 8:31 PM
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DougM said...
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But first,
make me a sammich. -
1/24/11, 8:45 PM
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Anonymous said...
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If women complain about getting PMS can men complain about getting SRS? (Sperm Retention Syndrome)
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1/24/11, 8:50 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Of course these sentiments are all directed only at the "women" at NOW (if that organization is still active?).
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1/24/11, 8:55 PM
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Anonymous said...
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But first,
make me a sammich.
# posted by Anonymous DougM : 1/24/11 8:45 PM
Do not EVER get between the front garage wall and your sig-other pulling into the garage, or you will BE a sammich.
tomw -
1/25/11, 7:40 AM
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David said...
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When my fraternal boy/girl twins were about one year old, my dear wife came home from work in a rage one day. She stormed through the door ranting and raving, threw her purse on the counter and as she turned towards the room, I scooped up my son who was playing on the floor near her feet, and as I went past her I said "Son. its time to learn about hiding in the garage" as I bolted into the garage with my son in my arms.
I don't know what came over me, I just couldn't resist.
Now years later my dear wife tells me that it was very funny. At the time, not so much... -
1/25/11, 10:05 AM
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Juice said...
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~TRKOF~ I proudly choose your NOW image over the actual, any day of the week.
BTW, OH. The iron-y. ;) -
1/25/11, 12:19 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Sure wish MY daddy taught me about hiding in the garage! Could have saved a FREEKIN' PILE of ALIMONY (times TWO, thank you very much!)
Looking back, I'd have been better off to just SHOOT the b-tches and bury them out past the rasberries. -
1/25/11, 2:20 PM
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Melissa "Darla" In Texas said...
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anon..
regarding SRS
I have always maintained that a sperm clot would not kill a man, but PMS just might ;) -
1/25/11, 4:18 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I've tried to hide, but my Lovely Bride follows me or tracks me down. She's relentless.
Brigadier Major Mike -
1/25/11, 4:35 PM
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DougM said...
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Anon,
Re: crazed revenge of S.O.
Learned my lesson early; hence, bachelorhood.
(What? The lesson? That, as a firm believer in the institution of hetero marriage with a top-notch lady, I didn't understand wimmin well enough to survive long as either a voting or breathing partner. Or, as once put, I could'a been good enough for 'er but was just too stubborn to go that last 90%.)
Okay, that plus my original target, a Nordic goddess, turned within three years into a harridan of ... well, look at the lady in the CCCP shirt. -
1/25/11, 7:50 PM
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