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Thursday, January 13, 2011
12 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Because after your strap the child down like that, it won't be frightened any more.
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1/13/11, 6:29 PM
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Hell_Is_Like_Newark said...
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I need to get one of those for my brother's kids. Sort of an enhanced "time out".
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1/13/11, 6:35 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I thought that's why we have Tasers!
Brigadier Major Mike -
1/13/11, 6:37 PM
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Kristophr said...
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A bigger one can be used to safely immobilize liberals who are frightened by hyperbole.
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1/13/11, 7:11 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I guess the market for lethal injection tables has dried up. Gotta pay the bills.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
1/13/11, 7:16 PM
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toadold said...
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Sorry but that device is not "organic" a peach tree or willow stick is and gives the parent needed exercise and stress relief. Also trying to get the kid into that device is going to be a pain especially the second time. After you use that switch they'll run and hide for a while the second time. Of course when you give them the double dose for running generally you get good behaviour for a surprisingl long time.
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1/13/11, 8:08 PM
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Papa Rod said...
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In my youth, I worked in an emergency room as a volunteer patient wrangler and I've actually used one of these. Case in point was a very pugnacious 3 yo boy who had split his upper lip and would not abide solicitous ministrations. Whereupon we got out the papoose board, showed him the spunky cartoon injun tyke decal thereon and asked him if he wanted to be a papoose too. He grudgingly cooperated but realized his betrayal as soon as we immobilized his head. He howled throughout the suturing. Hell of a set of lungs. Probably ended up in prison.
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1/13/11, 10:11 PM
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Anonymous said...
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My son was put in/on one of those things when he was five. He'd cut his head on a playground toy and needed a couple of stitches. When the ER Quack turned him loose, Arne socked him a real good one right in the family jewels. Quack went to the floor and produced his lunch for our amusement and perusal. Funny thing was we, the missus and I, kept trying to tell the all-knowing professional kid wranglers that Arne would hold still for suturing if they just asked him to. They didn't want to. Arne only growled, much like a very pissed off lion the whole time, no screaming or crying, and as soon as he'd put the ER Quack on the floor, he held his Mom's hand and walked to the car as if nothing had happened.
Yas gots ta watch out for Mini Vikings when they're pissed off, like mooses, they can get nasti.
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1/14/11, 6:41 AM
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Anonymous said...
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While in SoCal visiting Grand baby, he developed double pneumonia. Wife and I took him to the Docs office. She stated he needed a shot of antibiotic.
It was gruesome holding a crying little boy still enough to avoid breaking the needle off in his thigh muscle. It seemed like torturing him, even though I knew it was for his own good.
Maybe that thing would be a good addition to office equipment, but I still wouldn't want to be there when the injection was made.
He is unbelievably strong for a 35{?} pounder.
tomw -
1/14/11, 9:10 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Suitable for use on MsNBC hosts!
[gag extra]
e~C -
1/14/11, 11:45 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Abraham would have loved this thing...
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1/14/11, 1:04 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Gerry N,
Great attitude your kid has. I mean it. -
1/16/11, 10:18 PM
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