Monday, January 10, 2011

TSA CRAP

December 2010 TSA
Airport Screening Statistics

Uhand that saintly cooze you filthy heathen!

December 2010 TSA Airport Screening Statistics

Terrorist Plots Discovered
 0
Transvestites
 133
Hernias
 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
 3,172
Enlarged Prostates
 8.249
Breast Implants
 59,350
G-Spots
 0
Natural Blonds
 3
1/10/2011 02:20:00 PM 1 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

You have restored my faith in womanity. I did not believe there were any natural blonds.

Laurence

1/10/11, 8:32 PM

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