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Sunday, February 27, 2011

I think I have a cold

Les proches de la mort du roi de France Real

You may have noticed that I've been less posty than normal the past week or so. Just now MoSup said something that validates what I've thought all along.

"Oh, poor baby. This is probably the worst flu anyone has suffered through ever - and
lived. I'm going to call Disease Control because they'll surely want to study you."

I'm not a complainer, and usually she's dismissive of my near death experiences, but, well, I thought you should know. I'll continue to suffer through *cough* this crisis silently.

*cough*.

Rodger the Real King of France 2/27/2011 09:40:00 AM 12 Comments

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...: Rodger, did you get the vaccine? If not, why not? Those crackpots that diss vaccines are loonies and deserve to be drawn and quartered. They bring all of us down by decreasing complaince and thereby increasing infection rates for many diseases that were once thought to be under control. Idiots who only use anecdotal "evidence" to push their agenda will be the death of us yet - unless the muzzies do it first.

Bolivar; 2/27/11, 9:47 AM
pdwalker said...: dang...with Nurses like that, who'd want to get better?

I better ask them to be changed into wrinkled, fat and hairy old hags. That'd get you up on your feet in no time.

(The psychological damage can be cured later, or so I'm told); 2/27/11, 10:18 AM
Unknown said...: Has she used the "You men are such babies" on you yet?

Tell her a good five minute pole dance would make you feell all better.; 2/27/11, 10:29 AM
Anonymous said...: I think you'd feel much better if you gave those nurses an enema ; ) > SMIBSID; 2/27/11, 10:34 AM
Jim - PRS said...: Tea, lemon, honey and dark rum. Lots of dark rum.; 2/27/11, 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Bolivar---'complaince'---really?; 2/27/11, 12:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Step 1 - mix jug of whiskey sours,
Step 2 - go to bed,
Step 3 - roll up in blanket,
Step 4 - drink whiskey sours.

Even if it doesn't cure you, it'll help you sleep through it.

Brigadier Major Mike

w/v: ration -- what you don't want to do with the whiskey sours; 2/27/11, 4:35 PM
Heaven & Earth said...: "but, well, I thought you should know."

I already knew when you missed the Earl Butz connection. You are so out there as a blogger, it's like streaming your EKG across the top of the window.

Glad to hear it wasn't a mini-stroke. Srly. Just watch out for pneumonia, eh? I'm sure MoSup has an anal thermometer handy.; 2/27/11, 6:40 PM
Anonymous said...: That reminds me Heaven, you know the difference between an oral and an anal thermometer, right? No silly! The taste!!

Casca; 2/28/11, 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...: oooooooooo.... Pooooor Baaaaaaby!

You just cuddle up and snooze. I'll take care of everything. ...my way...

e~C

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"Bolivar---'complaince'---really?" v.2; 2/28/11, 10:21 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: e~C - that's why you make the big bucks. SO, wtfwy?; 2/28/11, 11:45 AM
Billll said...: Vitamin C is generally good for what ails you. And most common sources mix well with dark rum.; 2/28/11, 11:42 PM

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I think I have a cold

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