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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee

Why we're hanging her today

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Houston, Texas, regularly refers to the people who work for her as "stupid motherf*ckers," according to an expose by The Daily Caller's Jonathan Strong. Believe it or not, Lee's staffers wish that were the worst of the congresswoman's abuses. Lee caused one of her drivers to wreck her car by screaming into her ear, and threatened to call the police and report a kidnapping when a different driver told the congresswoman to either stop yelling, or walk. Another staffer had a phone thrown at him. Yet another was insulted by Lee in front of the staffer's parents. A third was forced to write a memo in full view of her colleagues explaining why she was, in Lee's view, incompetent. Another time, she threatened a secret service agent, but only after she instructed her driver to ignore the secret service vehicle that was attempting to pull them over. While she may be an apparent insomniac who sucks the life out of her staff, it's not likely that she's a vampire, as Lee often asks staffers to bring her garlic supplements as late as 2 a.m. While I'm hanging Sheila Jackson Lee, I think I'll go ahead and hang these three guys too, for being a major annoyances in my life. Thunka-Thunka-Thunka-Thunka- Aggggggh!