Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Guys with earrings who piss in the garbage can

Rules to live by

Don't pee in the garbage can

As I set pen to paper here, I'm thinking about how my cooking channels viewing has changed over the past decade.  Shows that I couldn't get enough of, like Emeril Live and Iron Chef, no longer hold my interest.  My new favs are found on the Travel Channel. Andrew Zimmern's  Bizarre Foods , Adam Richman's Man v. Food,  and Anthony Bourdain's  No Reservations.  All three are about eating, not cooking food (a fact that just struck me.  Ahem)  Anyway, last night Anthony Bourdain is in Nicaragua , which linked clip stops short of what I want to tell you.  Bourdain is dining with this young Nicaraguan host, and is positively intent on revisiting The 1980s Sandnista revolution (which left Nicaragua as the poorest nation in the central America).  The kid says he is too young to remember those bad days, and Bourdain responds:

"Everything I knew or heard about that era was colored by my distaste for Reagan and Oliver North."

Why did he do that?  I was already a little leery of him for wearing an earring, and since he's a Manhattan guy, had I bothered to think about his politics, which I never did, his chance of being a Liberal asshat was on the order of 100 to 1.  Anyway, I flicked channels, and did not watch the two new episodes that followed. Not because I wanted to exact some kind of revenge.  Because now,  whenever I see him, the first thing that will come to mind is that crack. He and I could never share the same table, because if we did I'd be compelled to bring up Reagan, and that conversation could only end badly.  Maybe I'll get over it in time. But why pee in garbage can to begin with?  If you're an entertainer looking for the biggest possible following? 


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit Rodger, that dude is the definition of an annoying asshole. I didn't need the comment to know that I couldn't stand him.

Casca

Rodger the Real King of France said...

but ... but ...but .. (he went interesting places?)

Scott Milner said...

Bourdain strikes me as a very complicated person. If you haven't read "Kitchen Confidential" grab a copy. He admits to every bad thing about his very wealthy, very liberal upbringing and what a complete turd he was in his youth. I like the guy because I think he's just as stunned by his celebrity as anyone else.

That, and despite his liberal bona fides he seems perfectly happy to challenge them. See: the episode in which he visits Ted Nugent's ranch... and has a blast while he's at it. Or when he's aboard a US Marine vessel while being evacuated from some shithole country and all but appears to have a great epiphany on camera.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Thanks Scott ... good counter balance.

TimO said...

I watch his show; he tries really hard to be a liberal New Yorker.

But the one you want to watch is where he went to Arizona and spent the day with Ted Nugent... spending the day shooting machine guns and being around the hard-rockin' conservative BBQing for disabled vets had Bourdain changing his tune.

Anonymous said...

I saw that one and later, in that same episode, the go where the trash pickers are. Literally, hundreds of thousands of people who pick through the dumps and garbage trucks dump trash. The live and eat off of what is dumped as they collect recyclable to make money. Old people to little children; the whole gamut. After that, they do a seen where he gets drunk trying to deal with the "workers paridise."

That's not to excuse him but I think that when some liberals travel they have more detachment at seeing human suffering and they try to get more liberal to combat it. He seemed to nail, in his tequilla fueled ramblings that the system hadn't delivered as promised. So, maybe there's hope.

On the other hand, Man v food kicks ass.

Anonymous said...

His view of Nicaragua are colored by his liberal upbringing and New York roots. But he has learned, see the episode where he was evacuated from Lebanon by the Marines. Yes he is an asshole but he is an entertaining and honest one.

Juice said...

AZ is okay, but Ted Nugent's ranch is in the Great State of TEXAS.... where everything is bigger, badder, and better. :)

Rodger,
Chopped on food network. And Chopped All Stars? Seen it? 'Course you gotta get past Ted Allen.

Anonymous said...

You must have not seen his show that was done on the Texas/Mexican border, from a couple of years ago. He felt compelled to espouse his view on why there should be an open border.

Had you seen it, you would have already known about his liberal asshole views. He is entertaining though.... including his latest book: "Medium Raw".... a collection of unrelated essays, which I found very entertaining. He comes down hard on quite a few liberal celebs.

Cuzzin Rick

Anonymous said...

I like Bourdaine, and yes, his lefty views are annoying. If you want a prime example, look at his visit of Laos.

But then there was the Ted Nugent one in the American Southwest, and quite a number of scenes in other shows that were hilarious: like the one where he is practically in tears at the destruction of a few tons of cocaine.

I like the places he goes and the food he shows us. When I plan my own trips I try to find some of the same dishes.

Andrew Zimmern's show is also terrific. He's changed a bit recently, I think because of a couple of bouts of food poisoning while taping Bizarre Foods. He's more conservative about the stuff he eats these days.

I would like to like Adam Richman's Man Vs. Food, but it's just a celebration of gluttony. I've stopped watching it.

What gets me about Travel Channel is the Ghost Adventures type shows that kill Friday nights. I will NEVER watch that garbage. Heck, more re-runs of Zimmern and Bourdaine would be fine.

Skoonj

Anonymous said...

I know.... I enjoyed him, too. Until I listened to him....

To give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's completely unaware that he's pissing in the trash can. His remark, to him, was unremarkable. On his planet, everyone, of course thinks like that.
[and the sky is funny colors]

e~C

Anonymous said...

The best show he ever did, and the one I enjoyed the most, was when he went to New Guinea. One of the local guides taking him into the back country was an old guy with the traditional tribal tattoos. When Tony Smartmouth asked about the lines on the geezer's hands he was told that those represented the old gentleman's personal kills. Back when he earned those markings the tribe were pretty enthusiatic cannibals....

Mister Bourdain spent a few contemplative moments rethinking a few of his remarks, and wondering if he was invited to dinner later...should he accept? Nice to see a man revise his view of reality that way.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STnAhP9zxoo

I turn the sound off and just watch when this show comes on.

Anonymous said...

http://hillbuzz.org/2011/03/22/effort-emerges-to-strip-obama-of-nobel-prize-which-he-laughably-never-deserved-to-begin-with/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Sparrowhawk of Gont

Anonymous said...

I used to pour a glass of wine and prepare a plate of bread, cheese and olives and sit down to watch cooking shows. Not so much anymore as I am trying to cut back on pornography.

Laurence

Andrew Zimmern said...

I always kinda assumed bourdain was of the fairy squad - never seen him show any interest in women whatsoever.
He does, however, seem to get along well with the guys.

Laughing Wolf said...

He can be a typical liberal douchebag, but as noted above there is hope for him. Actually talked with him briefly in Chicago last year (very, very, briefly) at a book signing and tried to get him interested in Cooking with the Troops (cwtt.org). I think a few more pushes and he could truly have that epiphany. Meantime, a number of the Top Chef contestants truly are standing up for the troops, and doing visits to the wounded at Walter Reed and elsewhere. Big thanks to Spike and Carla for all they do! (love cod bator as verification word)

Anonymous said...

Andrew,

I thought he was gay as well, but he did one episode with his wife. That was the one in Sardinia. Also, he did an episode in Chicago with Mancow, a conservative radio talker. He treats his conservative subjects pretty well, though he does make it clear that their views are somewhat at odds with his.

Skoonj

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