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Sunday, March 13, 2011
Make a knife out of a cigarette
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6 comments:
- BlogDog said...
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Not surprising that the goat ate the cigarette. Tobacco works as a way to keep worms at bay. When I was a lad we actually kept a chaw which we'd cut a piece off every now and again to feed to the goats. And they rather liked the taste I do believe.
Of course we're talking about and animal that can eat poison ivy with no ill effects. God bless 'em. - 3/13/11, 11:05 AM
- Wabano said...
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Wanna get rid of your favorite lefty perfesser?
Boil a pack of cigarettes in alcohol...pour the nicotine syrup in his coffee...no more Marx and Engels!
Satan bless him! - 3/13/11, 12:22 PM
- Juice said...
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That was so awesome! Forget the knife, git me a goat. :)
- 3/13/11, 5:13 PM
- toadold said...
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Well once upon a time I worked at a place that used a lot of Teflon.
There was a guy working there that got into the habit of smoking OP cigarettes. That is he was constantly bumming from the other smokers. One guy cut out a tiny sliver of Teflon and stuck it into the end of a cigarette. When he gave it to the guy, the guy lit up took about two puffs and turned sort of a greenish color, coughed, said he felt really bad and had to go home for the day. Apparently a cigarette burns hot enough to get Teflon to release fluorine gas. - 3/13/11, 5:33 PM
- DougM said...
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In Russia, goat gets you.
- 3/14/11, 2:28 AM
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When I was a student the thing to do was to pull out some tobacco, insert a match head and pack the tobacco back in - somewhere about the third or fourth puff the match head would go off - not just and impressive display but the smoker in question would get a lungful of sulphur.
- 3/14/11, 6:55 PM